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"Stay in Drugs - Eat Your School - Don't Do Vegetables"

unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

  • plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize
welcome-to-the-projam:

Based off that one post.
voyed:

 

foxnewsofficial:

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

m0rphlne:

dang girl, you’ll make the prettiest flowers once your body rots into the earth.

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day